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*Convince one of their employees to let you into their house.
*(one of our neighbors is an ISP, now you can mess with all the neighbors by litteral proxy).
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Play political propaganda on a selfys-stick just behind their doorbell cam.
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If you live in half a house, slam the toilet lid and shout their name.
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This hashtag is all in good fun I'm sure, but, we inherited the beef our neighbor had with the previous owner when we bought our house, through no action of our own.
She was actually did some of these things:
* Planted aggressive hops vines on our fence
* Piped all her roof runoff to our foundation -- including, we learned after she left, digging a fucking *trench* to a wet spot in our basement.
* Some other minor BS with trash and lawn stuff.
Find out which car is theirs, then some random night, concernedly ask them if they drive that kind of car.
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Ask them to cover for you if your parole officer comes by.
Tell them all they’re allowed to know about you is you’re in the witness protection program.
start a rumor their home is built on a sacred burial site and fill their above-ground pool with blood
Go door to door collecting nail clippings for charity
Get one of those small school bus stop with advertising shelters and put soda and snack vending machines in it at the curb. You'll make some money with the frequent stops, 24 hours per day and annoy them
Rush out of the house, wildly waving at the sky, a couple of times a week, then walk back into the house looking happy.
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Climb under their car at night and pack Limburger cheese onto the engine block.
They'll need a priest to get that smell out.
Install a payphone next to your mailbox and toss them a roll of dimes
Welcome them to the neighborhood with a copy of your favorite cookbook ‘How To Serve Man”
Walk along the property line in fresh snow, drop a set of your old clothes and a torn open Manila envelope with “Rapture Kit” written on it, then carefully backtrack home in your footprints.
Just leave a pair of binoculars in the window overlooking their garden. You don’t even have to use them. #HowToMessWithNeighbors #HashtagGames
On every full moon, play a recording of wolf howls out the window. If possible, leave bloody canine footprints somewhere around their house.