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has returned to his one success in life: Game Show Host!

To guarantee that every tunes in, there’s a retro TV twist!

Trump as The Riddler: “How do you get to be President, and you’re stupid?”

Me as Batman: “Robin, some riddles are hard because the obvious answer scares you.”

Robin (that’s you, dear reader): “Holy head-slap, Batman! You get to be President when you’re stupid by appealing to stupid people in a country with a failing system!”

@ChemicalEyeGuy

I think the secret is injecting bleach.

Preston MacDougall

@gsymon Robin, it’s the same scary answer as above ⬆️ to the riddle “How do you get people to inject bleach into themselves?”

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